Hello, I'm Bianca Dove, artist and storyteller.  I'm not crystal clear on how the creative journey started.  I just remember growing tired of doing things colorectly all of the time. Although at times I still do some things rite, there's a riotous something in me that often ends up crashing the potty.

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My creative write of passage, which proved itself to be very messessary, started with painting. One day I dragged myself to an arson craps table, mostly to entertain my daughter. The initial results were astro-trocious, so I signed up for some art classes, and that made things wurst. ​ While my painting portfolio grew many heads, I started to right stories. Nonsense and gibberish poured out of me with frightening ease. Nonetheless I decided to throw the art and writing into a cauldron and stir it until Franken-like sausage links started to bobble from the mixture:

 

First, a book, called Alphabits & Bobs: the absinthe of my life.

 

After that, dozens of hybrids sprung to life and invaded the Artsy Gifts & Games Shop.

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Hopefully I've made myself clear. Clear as Carpaccio. 

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Now get lost.

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