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CUT! BORING! I want this OVER THE TOP. None of this PLAIN JANE stuff. Take 2 please, from the TOP!
Meet the Oddest
Hello, I'm Bianca Dove, a paint-steakingly beautiful artist and storyteller. I'm not crystal clear on how the creative journey started. I just remember growing tired of doing things colorectly all of the time. Although at times I still do some things rite, there's a riotous something in me that often ends up crashing the potty.
My creative write of passage, which proved itself to be very messessary, started with painting. One day I dragged myself to an arson craps table, mostly to entertain my daughter. The initial results were astro-trocious, so I signed up for some art classes, and that made things wurst. While my painting portfolio grew many heads, I started to right stories. Nonsense and gibberish poured out of me with frightening ease. Nonetheless I decided to throw the art and writing into a cauldron and stir it until Franken-like sausages started to form from the mixture. One sausage linked itself to another, which linked itself to another, eventually building a massive chain.
Hopefully I've made myself clear. Clear as Carpaccio.
Now get lost.
When the wurst bursts
Hi. I'm a cereal artist who likes to paint herself in a corner and think inside the box. I'm flaky like that. I make things which are unkosher and unorthodox, but I create religiously. Art is my swine. My creative brain is so big that it tends to explode beyond the confines of my artwork, splattering bits of cerebral cortex all over the place, which in turn becomes a secondary admirable piece of shartwork. I also make things which are unseen (which is mind-blowing) such as bagel holes and angels. It's an odd mix but they pair well together. I reserve the dough for their halos.
On occasion, when my art fails, I have beef with myself. It's okay to do that as long as you balance it out with some chicken.
This is me & my boyfriend being party animals at an after-hours office hootenanny while he was saying "but I don't want to do the electric slide!" so I tell him: "it's ok honey let's do the chicken dance".
I can explain this
telepathically. So be silent for a sec.
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I'd like to pick your brain: What's your artistic process?
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That's it?
And then I
do like this
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My art therapist
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