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A book that got trashed...

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A picture book for adults that isn’t a graphic novel? Yes! Alphabits & Bobs is an illustrated storytelling book that has you carefully inspecting paintings and words to find hidden connections. Written in an ekphrastic style, artist Bianca Dove uses 70 artworks to spew out short memoirs, musings and poems. She tells her stories through multiple personas who awkwardly fight for their voices to be heard. ​Art lives on almost every page of this book, not just in the illustrations. Every word, typo, font, scribble and marking is unique and intentional. Filled with symbolism, wordplay, quirky language, and nonsense. ​You'll read it many times over. You'll inspect it from every angle. But you still won't figure it out. Available through Mixam. 164 pages. 8.5 x 11. Paperback $35. Hardcover $75.

A long sheet of toilet paper
A brown splatter stain
A red splatter stain
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Dear Book:

 

It’s been a weirdelicious journey, hasn’t it? I just wanted to thank you for your patience as you let me paint, write and clobber you with my whims. You stood by me through chicken skin as I plucked your feathers and dipped them in ink and soiled you to tell my stories. You are a vessel of honesty and disaster. You embraced all of my catapostrophes, and for that I will always love you cringefully.

At this point in our ekphrastic journey, you will run through a machine that will clone you over and over. I am sorry to admit that this has all been an experiment and ruse of my insatiable scientstinkering mind. You were born from my wonderment about the very stuff that makes for the nuttiest book in the world. Since I have discovered it in you, I feel compelled to send your bits and bobs all over the world.

 

I am sure that you will be harvested with bottomless adoration, and some may find your charm so compelling that they will roll out the wet carpet for y-ew!

With love,

Bianca Dove (AKA mum & dad)

P.S. I will make sure that anyone who acquires you is aware of your tendency to leap off the page.

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