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"A fresh and bright
whodunnit."
WINE NOT?
A case of the dirty dozen
"Spoiler alert: They all dunnit!"
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It started at a dinner party, when two wine bottles got tipsy, and the others just sat and watched.
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Oh non! Reisling is getting naked again! He's taking off his label and exposing his neck!
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Zut alors! It looks like Rosé is getting ready to give him a tour of her regions! What happened to labels covering your privates?!
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He is really sticking his neck out for her! Will someone please call zem a cab, so zey can
lickety split!?
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Lucky guy. Ever since I turned vintage I lost my bojeau. I just want to get lais!
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His pinot is very full bodied, with a long, spicy finish. And his Gewürztraminers are nicely rounded. A fine one he is!
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Wow, it’s barely noon. Zey must have eaten zee breakfast of champagnes!
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Oh mon dieu! Zose two are on zee bordeaux of a terrible catastrophe!
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Zat Rosé is full of zin. I’ll bet she tastes like vinegar. Hopefully it’s not balsamesque!
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Here comes the corkscrew! She’s popping his cork! Time to sit back and watch zee cockporn. What a fizzy fellow! Total jizzaster!
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I cannot watch zem any longer. Zey are giving me a mal de bec! Who wants to play spin zee bottle wiz me?
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