Consent Preferences
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She looked up from her tea and said: "Oh good, you're finally here. Welcome to my shop".

 

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"Over here is a cabinet full of, erm, things. Some need stitches, others can be plopped down, or, well, hung."

"This here is a book which has a lot of balls. I mean, it had a lot of balls. Until someone cut them out."

(an artsy fartsy coffee table fiction)

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"Or maybe you want to take a scroll? This one's about the lady who made all the things in this shop. Chai not to laugh!"

"Grab a bite in the tea room.  Just keep an eye out for the bird and the cat."

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"Whatever you do, don't enter the wine cellar. Those bottles are heavy drinkers, among other flings."

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"Lastly, if you need to use the bidet, it's somewhere in the art gallery. "

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"Before you go, someone left you a note at the front entrance. Do stay in touch. The shop gets updated all the time!"

Hear ye, hear ye

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