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She looked up from her coffee mug and said: "Oh good, you're finally here. I hope you're hungry."

 

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"I've been cooking up a storm. And since I don't follow recipes, there have been a few accidents. But my soup is d'licious. You do know what they say about soup, yes?"

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"My Mac'n'cheeseballs are exceptional. I grind my own balls and season them with a secret spice blend. I named this dish "Testosteroni". Take a close look!"

"The secret to hot cuisine is to never hold back. Be gestural with your movements. Don't just stir the chicken broth, make a tornado!"

"or a tsunami. Chef's choice."

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"Don't hold back on the pairings, either. Just shove it all in there. Even if the neighbors are watching... let them drool."

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"If the smells are getting to you, I'm so sorry. It's the loaf. I made it in a pinch. If you need to use the loo, you'll have to go out the back door, past the nursery, past the garden, and then... well, just follow your nose."

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"Before you go, a lady left you a note at the front door. She did not identify herself.
Do come visit me again. 
I'm always dancing with the cobblers in the kitchen."

Hear ye, hear ye

"I'll be in touch with you soon. Monthly events will be happening soon, none of which are bloody. Yay!"

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