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She looked up from her coffee mug and said: "Oh good, you're finally here. I hope you're hungry."

 

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"I've been cooking up a storm. And since I don't follow recipes, there have been a few accidents. But my soup is defishous. You do know what they say about soup, yes?"

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"My Mac'n'balls are exceptional. I grind my own balls and season them with a secret spice blend. I might have to rename this dish testosteroni".

"The secret to hot cuisine is to never hold back. Be gestural with your movements. Don't just stir the chicken broth, make a pornado!"

"or a punami. Chef's choice."

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"Don't hold back on the pairings, either. Just shove it all in there. Even if the neighbors are watching... let them drool."

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"If the smells are getting to you, I'm so sorry. It's the loaf. I made it in a pinch. If you need to use the bidet, you'll have to go out the back door, past the nursery, past the garden, and then... well, just follow your nose." 

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"Before you go, a lady left you a note at the front door. She did not identify herself. Do come visit me again. I'm always dancing with the cobblers in the kitchen. And I love it when you press my buttons! "
 

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